By Marlayna Dawson
For over six years I worked as a phone sex operator. Guys told me everything – and then some. Sure, I already knew about fetishes – who doesn’t? But you would not believe some of the fetishes I heard about on the job.
The strangest came from a weekly caller who fantasized going scuba diving with a woman, sharing one oxygen tank. I guess it was all about risk and danger for him. I was highly committed to the job, and to make it sound realistic I put my head in the sink, underwater, and gasped for air in between talking. Hey, this was far from the worst thing I ever did on the phone – but I sure felt silly. Besides, nothing about this fantasy turned me on. But other fetishes did, for instance, food. Eating and/or playing with food before. During. After. As foreplay, main event, and afterglow.
The funny thing is, I used to have an aversion to mixing food with sex, ever since the time my ex-husband and I fooled around with maple syrup. It was such a sticky mess, especially in my hair, that I vowed never to merge kitchen and bedroom activities again. But then a customer changed my mind with his sexy – and mouth-watering – fantasy requests. A simple man, Rick’s favorite sex food was the most common: whipped cream.
It’s obvious why whipped cream is popular between the sheets. It’s thick, white, and creamy, and it’s easy – even fun! – to apply. It’s delicious; even without sex eating whipped cream feels sinfully decadent. The first few times Rick called, he talked me through the fantasy, and once I picked it up, I did what I always did on the phone — talked him to a climax.
“I’m rubbing mounds of whipped cream all over my pussy,” I whispered. To make it realistic, I actually squirted whipped cream on myself, then ate it after I hung up the phone. This was no big sacrifice! Rick started calling every night, and soon I was buying cans of whipped cream by the dozen. I considered buying stock in the company.
Not only did I cover my lower erogenous zones in whipped cream, I also experimented with my nipples and even my asshole. I dipped a silicone dildo into a bowl of the stuff, and masturbated with it. “I’m teasing my clit with a cool delicious dildo,” I told Rick. I squirted some on my hand so he could hear it, and used it as lube. “Now I’m putting it inside.” With a sigh and a moan – absolutely genuine – I slid the dildo all the way in. It would mean a shower after the call; after all, Rick wasn’t there to lick it out of me. But I made him feel like he was.
“Ricky, baby, go down on me now, clean out my pussy…does it taste good, pussy juice mixed with whipped cream?”
He went nuts. And speaking of nuts, eventually he added them to our nightly dessert – along with sprinkles, chocolate chips, and cherries. When he got around to hot fudge, I only pretended to agree – remembering my experience with maple syrup, I couldn’t deal with anything that sticky.
It’s been many years since I spoke to Rick, or did phone sex…and yet, even after all this time, I can’t walk past a bakery window full of éclairs and cannolis without buying one, taking it home, and partying with every sex toy in the house.
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Marlayna Dawson lives in California. A former phone sex worker, this is the first of two columns by Marlayna.
To see a video about dirty talk, check out Talk to Me Baby by S.I.R. Video diva Shar Rednour.
Your Sexy E-mails
Friday, March 18th, 2011In the last month or so we’ve gotten a couple interesting e-mails…not about exhibitionism or voyeurism, per this month’s poll, but about what’s out there now, and what’s new at Fatale.
Here’s one note, from an old friend we’ll call S.:
“It’s been a while. Was just wondering how things were going at Fatale. The last time we conversed was about fisting and the political implications. I’m not sure if the present administration had anything to do with it or not, but the truth is you can find it almost anywhere on the Internet now. I was wondering if you guys had anything new featuring this or any plans for the future.”
It is our understanding that this act–lesbians fisting–is still verboten when it comes to lesbian and specifically lesbian-made explicit films. And from what porn we’ve seen online, the dykes aren’t real. If you know otherwise, let us know.
Here’s a second e-mail that warmed our hearts because we think women in men’s clothes is still a sexy sight. It’s from a fan who wishes to remain anonymous:
“Sometime back I sent you a list of female celebrities who wore men’s clothes (e.g. Madonna, Salma Hayek).”
He goes on to mention several celebrities, including Britney Spears (“Me Against the Music”); Heather Morris, who wore a similar outfit in the Glee episode “Brittany Britney”; Christina Aguilera (“Ain’t No Other Man”); Rihanna; Lady Gaga; singer Janelle Monae (she even wears masculine shoes); and one can find many other photos of women in men’s clothes on Flickr and Youtube.
He adds: “I should point out that sexual orientation doesn’t necessarily play a role when a woman chooses to dress like a man.”
Here’s a follow-up note headed “Women and Neckties” from this same anonymous correspondent:
“You’ve probably seen Anne Hathaway’s skit at the Oscars in which she wore a tuxedo. I recently found out that Carrie Underwood wore a tux during a performance last year, and that Taylor Swift wore a tux for the cover of a magazine.
Also, actress Robia LaMorte wore a tuxedo in the TV series Silk Stalkings, in the episode called ‘Do You Believe In Magic?’”
Spoiler Alert:
We found the Silk Stalkings episode on YouTube, uploaded this past Valentine’s Day, with this creepy copy: “A ventriloquist’s dummy with its own dark history is the only lead to a tuxedoed serial killer.”
All that said, if you like cross-dressing in porn, check out Sugar High Glitter City or Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels.
Nobody does it quite like Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano, the masterminds behind S.I.R. Videos (Fatale Media is their distributor). The “sugar pimps and dandy hos” in Sugar High are drool-worthy.
Celebrities in the lesbian world of porn for sure!
Send us your notes, and write on our Fatale Media Facebook wall. We love to hear your thoughts.
Yours in good love and sex,
Nan & Christi
nan@fatalemedia.com
christi@fatalemedia.com
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