If you haven’t seen Delaware Tea Party darling GOP Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell talking against masturbation, do it. This must-see video is absolutely precious…and laugh-out-loud funny.
Snip: “You can’t masturbate without lust in your heart.”
Snip: “If he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?”
Oh, honey!
This just in…
September 17, 2010 Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell
Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History
WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial
nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators
from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are
calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.
Lusty Masturbators Unite
Friday, October 1st, 2010If you haven’t seen Delaware Tea Party darling GOP Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell talking against masturbation, do it. This must-see video is absolutely precious…and laugh-out-loud funny.
Snip: “You can’t masturbate without lust in your heart.”
Snip: “If he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?”
Oh, honey!
This just in…
September 17, 2010
Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell
Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History
WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial
nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators
from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are
calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.
Read more at The Borowitz Report.
Thank you, Andy Borowitz!
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