If you haven’t seen Delaware Tea Party darling GOP Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell talking against masturbation, do it. This must-see video is absolutely precious…and laugh-out-loud funny.
Snip: “You can’t masturbate without lust in your heart.”
Snip: “If he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?”
Oh, honey!
This just in…
September 17, 2010
Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell
Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History
WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial
nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators
from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are
calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.
Read more at The Borowitz Report.
Thank you, Andy Borowitz!
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