By Anactoria Jones, accomplished blogger and a true wit.
Rub a dub dub…
…three men in a tub. They tell this to children?
Remember the sex scene at the end Bull Durham with dozens of candles surrounding an antique claw-foot bathtub?
The bathroom is a wonderful place to refresh and relax, to soak away aches out of muscles and get in the mood. To actually have sex there it helps to prepare in advance: getting the right supplies ready makes the real moment go smoothly. Susan Sarandon’s character in that movie never muttered over a pack of wet matches. You can be sure she kept a Bic lighter within easy reach of that tub.
To recreate the Bull Durham magic try a pack of tea light candles. They’re easy to set up and create a magnificent glow. You can also transform mundane to extraordinary with a bouquet of rose petals floating in steaming water.
The tub can be the ideal place to shave a loved one’s pubic hair—it’s the easiest place to rinse off. The secret is to keep it comfortable. Try an inflatable cushion to comfort the neck and shoulders of the person being shaved, or for the person on the receiving end of oral sex in the bathtub. If you’ll be standing up while intertwined in the tub or the shower, use traction strips or a mat for a safe no-slip experience.
In case you transit to the bedroom (many do), tie up long hair with a scrunchy to keep it dry. Stock massage oils on the nightstand for sensuous post-bathing rubs. And have extra towels handy so the only puddles you leave on the sheets are the right ones.
To check out a fabulous bathroom scene, check out One Night Stand or the classic Bathroom Sluts.
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