From the director and star of Afterschool Special comes this special Sex Tips & Tricks column.
Superstar
by Royal Pink NYC Indie Band
Sure, we do it for the music. But who doesn’t love groupies? And the truth is, you don’t need to bother with booking gigs and lugging gear to play out a good, old-fashioned groupie scene.
Time to get into character. If you’re the star, how about some tight, pleather pants à la Joan Jett? Or maybe you’re in more of a Stevie Nicks mood? Those floaty head scarves can come in handy if your groupie needs to be subdued.
If you’re the groupie, are you going for a classy, Pamela Des Barres style? Or are you backstage at a Motley Crue concert, looking trashy with your teased bangs?
Fingers and tongues are nice. But a flashy, glam rock dildo is a good idea, too. This one is silver glitter: http://store.babeland.com/dildos-silicone/woody
Are you experienced, dear groupie? Or is this your first time? Perhaps you just came out of the closet and are backstage at a Melissa Etheridge concert, desperate to show her how much the music has meant to you?
Good groupies pride themselves on giving good head. While there’s plenty of advice out there on this subject, one essential component is often overlooked: enthusiasm. Beg for it, moan, rub yourself. Stop for a second to say, “I can’t believe this is happening! I’m your biggest fan!”
Don’t forget to set the scene. Are you backstage in a dressing room? On a tour bus? In a hotel suite? No matter where you are, rock star protocol requires you to trash the place at least a little bit.
This can also be a fun scenario to play in public. Scout out a bar or a restaurant with a one-seater and you’re set. “Meet me in the bathroom after the show…”
Don’t forget that sometimes you have to fuck the roadie before you can even get backstage. Also, sometimes groupies bring a friend.
A little bit of sleaze is mandatory for maximum authenticity. Did your groupie flash you from the front row, throw panties, beg you to sign a naughty body part? Do you videotape your tour bus conquests and screen them for your band mates later on?
Groupies, never touch the gear without permission! That is, unless you want to get in big trouble. (And you just might…)
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Royal Pink is the coolest girl band playing the LES in New York City. And don’t forget to check out their hot lead singer, Karen, who stars in and directs Afterschool Special.
Spicy Couples
Thursday, May 1st, 2008According to an article by Peter Bart in Variety and reported in the New York Times last Saturday, the porn industry, long considered recession-proof, “has suddenly gone flaccid.”
Bart cites this downturn as evidence of a really bad economic outlook in the U.S. and perhaps elsewhere.
But there’s a hidden nugget in Bart’s article that heartens us here at Fatale. Sexy movies made for couples, sometimes known as “couples-friendly” movies, are experiencing the least drop-off in sales and rentals.
That’s certainly our experience, and he notes that women comprise 50% of this market for “couples-friendly” movies.
Women are often ignored in this industry of ours. The trade magazines may give the occasional nod to independent women producers such as Annie Sprinkle and Shar Rednour.
More often we slide under the radar; couples and women find us when they’re looking to celebrate their sexuality.
Bend Over Boyfriend is by far Fatale’s number-one bestseller. It was made by and for women and couples.
Women don’t take any b.s. when it comes to sex movies. Faking it? No way. Girl-girl? Not for women who want to see real lesbians. Women’s sexuality means something.
We salute those women and spicy couples who refuse to denigrate themselves when it comes to buying sex movies that really show the depths and joy of our sexuality.
Fatale Media shows the real thing, the true celebration that we women deserve.
Yours in good love and sex,
Nan & Christi
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